y'know?that fuckin lardthing........

i went to bed this morning,
and left him doing his ghandi impersonation.
( sitting cross-legged on the sofa,staring into space )
got up at 4.00.pm.,
and there he is,
in the very same position.
he really IS fuckin brain-dead.


i know i shouldn't complain so much but jeezussss!

and she really can't see anything wrong.

i think i married,
and spawned a kid,
with an alien.

you never know,
the truth is out there.