Wankers wankers wankers wankers

Every fucking general election, tried and tested, no bother, everything goes off swimmingly.

Dickhead Britain 2010, they can't get everyone in to vote for 10pm in multiple sites. They practically fucking rioted in Birmingham trying to exercise their democratic right.

Now, I don't want to draw a specious comparison, but if we have the police dispersing people looking to vote, I already know who our next PM is.

What a predictable pair of wankers we are Bert
lol

Tony, the first two results are in. My extrapolation is this:

Lab 650
Con 0
LibDem 0
Other 0

Men MPs 0
Women MPS 650

Social demographic.
The next prime minster and all cabinet ministers are fat Mackem women.

Fucking hell, the extrapolation above is looking bang on.

I would imagine Gerry Adams will be the most shocked person on these islands when he's gubbed tomorrow by Flo Capp.

The election has to be declared null and void....too many people weren't allowed to vote.

You know who's a cunt? Mandelson.

"The FPP system is on its last legs". Wasn't in '97, '01, '05 was it? You fucking perfectly-legal-loan-taking cunt.

You know what, in this vein, I'm not looking forward to the London 2013 Olympics...

I hope to be out of this nuthouse of a country by then Bert.

Check the date again, Nobby. First Wembley ("Well now, it'll be ready Tuesday, no, Thursday, no, November, no, next spring"), then this.

I have said it for years - this country can posture all it likes but it is riven with incompetence and it cannot deliver. I see the people in charge. I would not let them cook with gas.

I've watched it happening for 25 years Bert.
I don't think this broken country can ever be mended now.

Cameron off to the Witney count
Brown off to the Kirkcaldy count

There is one letter too many in each of those last words.

That cunt Joan Collins looks like a cunting waxworks dummy!!

I honestly wouldn't fuck it, Tony.

She is fucking dreadful
Why do some women point blank refuse to grow old gracefully?

Fuck off Tesa Jowell you fucking odious fucking cheating fucking cunt who no longer lives with her convicted-but-got-away-from-arse-raping-in-an-Italian-prison-on-a-technicality husband from whom she has separated and instead just fucks, spends holidays with and lives with (in fact, everything a husband should do hmmm.)

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT

had to laugh at the students turning up at the last minute without their polling card in Sheffield.typical.

Why turn up without the card?
Thick cunts.

Nobby Cheese wrote:Why turn up without the card?
Thick cunts.

I did

morning_glory wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:Why turn up without the card?
Thick cunts.

I did

I got my bag ready the night before and i know I put the card in.when i voted it was almost deserted so no queing.but what i cant quite believe, is that i gave my name and address and it was underlined.BUT THEY NEVER ASKED FOR ANY PROOF OF MY ID.WHICH I THOUGHT STRANGE AND SCAREY

morning_glory wrote:I got my bag ready the night before and i know I put the card in.when i voted it was almost deserted so no queing.but what i cant quite believe, is that i gave my name and address and it was underlined.BUT THEY NEVER ASKED FOR ANY PROOF OF MY ID.WHICH I THOUGHT STRANGE AND SCAREY

Nobby Cheese wrote:Why turn up without the card?
Thick cunts.

You don't need it. Your admin should be sharper than that.

British admin. We had an Empire once, we couldn't manage a fucking apple now

Two years on, and Leveson is now into its thirtieth year...