tiger balm,

time for a rub i think.

i know i've said it before,
and i really MUST look into it,
a good massage.
WITHOUT the "add-ons".

those chinese herb places that do the acu-puncture,
now they really do make you feel as though you've put through a mangle,
and you feel great afterwards.
but they'll push allsorts of herbal shit onto you.

i just need a fuckin good massage.

and as for the other places,
you know what i'm talking about.

i just yahooed "massage/without add-ons".

erixter wrote:i just yahooed "massage/without strap-ons".

i'd love to use that tiger more often,but when i DO give my legs a good rub,it fucks my arms and my back.
it's like,
i suffer from fatigue,
i think.
but i'm just too knackered to even contemplate any sort of change to my lifestyle.


talking of fatigue,
stickie came by,
at 6.33.
on the dot.

eyes stareing straight ahead.
it's driving me nuts.
well,
anyway,


years ago,
on the odd occassion that i had sex,
if you could call it that,
the sleep afterwards,
was,
IS,
just the best sleep ever.
THAT'S what i need.

totally and literally,
"fucked",
sort of sleep.

i can see me making a twat of myself yet,
because this just isn't going away.
might be better if she did.
go away.
it gnaws.


i don't suppose that she ever had any thoughts along those lines,
probably doesn't even think about it now.
she really COULD,
be that old.
and i DO wonder if she IS,one of the local "street-dwellers".
although her attire,
such that it is,
well,
she never seems scruffy,
always neat,
and tidy..
and do i really NEED that shit?
well,
maybe i do.
but,,,,,,,
oh i don't know.

and then there's my conscience.

and maybe i should forget all that bllx,
and just,
grow old gracefully.
but i don't want to.

if i had just one fond memory,
that i could rest on.
maybe THAT'S what it's all about.

nah,
i'm just a dirty old cnut.

and then there's silly fuckin ee'or,
downstairs;
lotus position,
laptop,
ON lap,
of course,
totally wired up,
and logged in.


life eh?

yeah,
i know.









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well,
up early tmorra,
and off to asda's.
go get my fresh vegies.

mushrooms,
and broccoli.


tins of sardines,
must'n forget them.

and stock up with beetroots,
on the way home.
i'm really into those right now.

Massage with hard ons

NotBert wrote:Massage with hard ons

a "hard-on" ?

now wouldn't THAT be something?

nice idea though,
a young cutie,
with some warm vaseline,
and not in too much of a hurry.

happy days.