Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Guest Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:04 pm

well slap my thigh. Neutral

Guest Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:43 pm

ho'hum.

Guest Wed Mar 06, 2013 6:58 pm

Why on earth would you buy your wife a mother's day card?.....You buy your MOTHER a mother's day card.
Lardthing buys your wife a mother's day card.
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Guest Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:37 pm

yeah i know. Rolling Eyes

Guest Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:38 pm

anyway,
i got a new bus-stop.
with a shelter.
and it looks as though nobody uses it at 6.50.am. cheers

Guest Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:44 pm

erixter wrote:yeah i know.

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Guest Thu Mar 07, 2013 5:59 pm

Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:00 pm

Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:16 pm

to have some dirty/sweaty/spotty/unkempt,,,,
thing,
on top of you,
pushing hard into you,
and for your reward,
a belly full o' snot,
and an unearthly stink.

Shocked

Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:23 pm

evenin nobster. Smile

Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:40 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:to have some dirty/sweaty/spotty/unkempt,,,,
thing,
on top of you,
pushing hard into you,
and for your reward,
a belly full o' snot,
and an unearthly stink.

"you DO luv me don't you?"
"burp! yeahhh.

"

"you won't leave me,will you?"
"nahh. Twisted Evil

"

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happy days.

Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:19 pm

Guest Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:38 pm

erixter wrote:anyway,
i got a new bus-stop.
with a shelter.
and it looks as though nobody uses it at 6.50.am.

got there this morning.
rode the bus past my old stop.
and there was nobody there.
hacker?
morroco-joe?
not a one.
scratch

i shall give it a week,
then maybe drift back. study

Guest Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:25 am

Guest Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:39 am

erixter wrote:

reckon i'll go and lie on the bed with the mail.

i absolutely will NOT have the heating on when the wife is out.

Guest Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:40 pm

Guest Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:47 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:
erixter wrote:

reckon i'll go and lie on the bed with the mail.

i absolutely will NOT have the heating on when the wife is out.

Guest Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:09 pm

Guest Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:22 pm

Guest Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:25 pm

and now,
as if in protest to the lull,
a fucking car alarm.

Guest Tue Mar 12, 2013 6:30 pm

and i have a ten day break coming up.
so sorry.
Embarassed

Guest Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:43 pm

Guest Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:37 pm

staving off those aches and pains;

i MUST try to get some walking in next week while i'm off work.
mobility is the key i reckon.

Guest Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:41 pm

Mobility IS the key but when you have the pains in your feet that I have it's not possible.
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missyj Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:03 am

erixter wrote:feeling so full of shit right now.
full to bursting.
thought-processes in overdrive since i got on the bus home from asda.

somebody wrote in the mail sometime ago about one of the joys of ageing,
having shed the uncertainty and insecurities of youth.
well today,
i saw it all.
i reckon the wednesday bus overload,
and it really WAS rammed GOING to asda,
is down to college-students.
lots of them returning home.
do employers still do "day release"?
well,
anyway;
skimpy dressing,
too much tit,
and thigh.
tacky shocking pinks,
(i've always associated pink with vulgar.don't know why. )
purples,
and of course black.
piercings.
a lad wearing pink trainers.
wtf is that all about.

and then there's the story about,
boffins thinking that they've nailed down an enzyme in red wine,
that could fight cancer,
ward off many other big deseases,
azheimers,
parkinsons,
dementia and the like.
and maybe stretch life expectancy,
potentially,
to 150.

we can't afford,
SOCIETY can't afford,
such medical advances.
my mother is worried sick right now,
that she might be forced out of her council house,
that she's lived in for 30yrs,
because she has 2 spare bedrooms.
due to the housing shortage.
we're not able to care for old people.
the abuse,
and neglect that is common-place in hospitals,
and care homes,
and they're trying to increase life expectancy.
we should be looking at doing something to kerb reproduction.
we just can't afford it.
we're all doomed.

the human race.
it's not working is it?

no matter how well intended it might have been.

ultimately,
it's a failure.

sounds like im going to live forever bounce

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