Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.

toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

2 posters

Page 9 of 10 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10  Next

Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:02 pm

missyj wrote:
erixter wrote:feeling so full of shit right now.
full to bursting.
thought-processes in overdrive since i got on the bus home from asda.
 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 616326 Mad  toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 523193 Embarassed study

somebody wrote in the mail sometime ago about one of the joys of ageing,
having shed the uncertainty and insecurities of youth.
well today,
i saw it all.
i reckon the wednesday bus overload,
and it really WAS rammed GOING to asda,
is down to college-students.
lots of them returning home.
do employers still do "day release"?
well,
anyway;
skimpy dressing,
too much tit,
and thigh.
tacky shocking pinks,
(i've always associated pink with vulgar.don't know why. Neutral )
purples,
and of course black.
piercings.
a lad wearing pink trainers. affraid
wtf is that all about. Embarassed

and then there's the story about,
boffins thinking that they've nailed down an enzyme in red wine,
that could fight cancer,
ward off many other big deseases,
azheimers,
parkinsons,
dementia and the like.
and maybe stretch life expectancy,
potentially,
to 150.  toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 523193

we can't afford,
SOCIETY can't afford,
such medical advances.
my mother is worried sick right now,
that she might be forced out of her council house,
that she's lived in for 30yrs,
because she has 2 spare bedrooms.
due to the housing shortage.
we're not able to care for old people.
the abuse,
and neglect that is common-place in hospitals,
and care homes,
and they're trying to increase life expectancy.
we should be looking at doing something to kerb reproduction.
we just can't afford it.
we're all doomed.  toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 623320

the human race.
it's not working is it?

no matter how well intended it might have been.

ultimately,
it's a failure.
sounds like im going to live forever bounce


would you WANT to? Neutral

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:22 pm

Yes, if my health was good.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:30 pm

not for me mate.
if it could be bottled,
you'd be welcome to any time that i have left.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:33 pm

Shocked

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Fri Mar 15, 2013 5:08 pm

perhaps it's because i'm tired but,
i'm freezing my nuts off here in the bunker. What a Face

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:42 pm

i bought some cheapo cider and don't fancy it. Neutral

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Fri Mar 15, 2013 11:54 pm

erixter wrote:i bought some cheapo cider and don't fancy it. Neutral

Very Happy

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  missyj Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:37 am

erixter wrote:i bought some cheapo cider and don't fancy it. Neutral
 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 623320
missyj
missyj

Posts : 1330
Join date : 2010-12-07

Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:45 am

and i STILL don't fancy it. scratch

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:46 am

tell you what though,
this mclelland cheese,
with chopped beetroot. cheers

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Sun Mar 17, 2013 5:51 pm

the next seven days;
in bed by day.
on the kitchen floor by night.
a couple of visits to asda,
probably wednesday,
and friday.
can't "not" get my one pond shot at the lottery.
lucky phone number eh? Rolling Eyes

that'll be my lot. Neutral

ho'hum.


Last edited by erixter on Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:43 pm; edited 1 time in total

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Sun Mar 17, 2013 6:02 pm

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 599691

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:09 pm

bllx.
absolute tosh. Embarassed


Last edited by erixter on Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:44 pm; edited 1 time in total

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:32 pm

just having a phase.
feeling sorry for myself.
living a life of contradiction.
wanting,
but not knowing what it is that i'm wanting.
all i know is that i want.

maybe i'm just tired. scratch

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Sun Mar 17, 2013 7:48 pm

Wait until you're 63 like me....then you'll be fucking tired.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:38 am

i hope i don't see 63.

i certainly don't want to see retirement age. behindthesofa

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:41 am

anyway,
i'm off to bed. Sleep

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Mon Mar 18, 2013 12:44 pm

sunshine!
and blue sky.

still bloody cold though.

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:29 pm

sorry 'bout that.

i really am trying. Neutral



Last edited by erixter on Mon Mar 18, 2013 7:52 pm; edited 1 time in total

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:44 pm

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 3818299196 Sleep

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:25 pm

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 882526

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:30 pm

i'm determined to checkout the asda store at corby this year.
well,
maybe. Embarassed

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:12 pm

friday's daily mail. study

happy days. Neutral

darling pippa,
front page.
i bet SHE doesn't suck cock.


Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Guest Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:46 pm

Daily Fail
 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 523193

Guest
Guest


Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  missyj Wed Mar 20, 2013 12:07 am

erixter wrote:friday's daily mail. study

happy days. Neutral

darling pippa,
front page.
i bet SHE doesn't suck cock.

i bet she fucking does eric
missyj
missyj

Posts : 1330
Join date : 2010-12-07

Back to top Go down

 toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?) - Page 9 Empty Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)

Post  Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 9 of 10 Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10  Next

Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum