toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
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Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
missyj wrote:sounds like im going to live forevererixter wrote:feeling so full of shit right now.
full to bursting.
thought-processes in overdrive since i got on the bus home from asda.
somebody wrote in the mail sometime ago about one of the joys of ageing,
having shed the uncertainty and insecurities of youth.
well today,
i saw it all.
i reckon the wednesday bus overload,
and it really WAS rammed GOING to asda,
is down to college-students.
lots of them returning home.
do employers still do "day release"?
well,
anyway;
skimpy dressing,
too much tit,
and thigh.
tacky shocking pinks,
(i've always associated pink with vulgar.don't know why. )
purples,
and of course black.
piercings.
a lad wearing pink trainers.
wtf is that all about.
and then there's the story about,
boffins thinking that they've nailed down an enzyme in red wine,
that could fight cancer,
ward off many other big deseases,
azheimers,
parkinsons,
dementia and the like.
and maybe stretch life expectancy,
potentially,
to 150.
we can't afford,
SOCIETY can't afford,
such medical advances.
my mother is worried sick right now,
that she might be forced out of her council house,
that she's lived in for 30yrs,
because she has 2 spare bedrooms.
due to the housing shortage.
we're not able to care for old people.
the abuse,
and neglect that is common-place in hospitals,
and care homes,
and they're trying to increase life expectancy.
we should be looking at doing something to kerb reproduction.
we just can't afford it.
we're all doomed.
the human race.
it's not working is it?
no matter how well intended it might have been.
ultimately,
it's a failure.
would you WANT to?
Guest- Guest
Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
not for me mate.
if it could be bottled,
you'd be welcome to any time that i have left.
if it could be bottled,
you'd be welcome to any time that i have left.
Guest- Guest
Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
perhaps it's because i'm tired but,
i'm freezing my nuts off here in the bunker.
i'm freezing my nuts off here in the bunker.
Guest- Guest
Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
i bought some cheapo cider and don't fancy it.
Guest- Guest
Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
erixter wrote:i bought some cheapo cider and don't fancy it.
Guest- Guest
Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
erixter wrote:i bought some cheapo cider and don't fancy it.
missyj- Posts : 1330
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Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
tell you what though,
this mclelland cheese,
with chopped beetroot.
this mclelland cheese,
with chopped beetroot.
Guest- Guest
Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
the next seven days;
in bed by day.
on the kitchen floor by night.
a couple of visits to asda,
probably wednesday,
and friday.
can't "not" get my one pond shot at the lottery.
lucky phone number eh?
that'll be my lot.
ho'hum.
in bed by day.
on the kitchen floor by night.
a couple of visits to asda,
probably wednesday,
and friday.
can't "not" get my one pond shot at the lottery.
lucky phone number eh?
that'll be my lot.
ho'hum.
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Guest- Guest
Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
bllx.
absolute tosh.
absolute tosh.
Last edited by erixter on Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:44 pm; edited 1 time in total
Guest- Guest
Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
just having a phase.
feeling sorry for myself.
living a life of contradiction.
wanting,
but not knowing what it is that i'm wanting.
all i know is that i want.
maybe i'm just tired.
feeling sorry for myself.
living a life of contradiction.
wanting,
but not knowing what it is that i'm wanting.
all i know is that i want.
maybe i'm just tired.
Guest- Guest
Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
Wait until you're 63 like me....then you'll be fucking tired.
Guest- Guest
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i hope i don't see 63.
i certainly don't want to see retirement age.
i certainly don't want to see retirement age.
Guest- Guest
Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
sunshine!
and blue sky.
still bloody cold though.
and blue sky.
still bloody cold though.
Guest- Guest
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sorry 'bout that.
i really am trying.
i really am trying.
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Guest- Guest
Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
i'm determined to checkout the asda store at corby this year.
well,
maybe.
well,
maybe.
Guest- Guest
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friday's daily mail.
happy days.
darling pippa,
front page.
i bet SHE doesn't suck cock.
happy days.
darling pippa,
front page.
i bet SHE doesn't suck cock.
Guest- Guest
Re: toilet-talk...aches 'nd pains....(life eh?)
i bet she fucking does ericerixter wrote:friday's daily mail.
happy days.
darling pippa,
front page.
i bet SHE doesn't suck cock.
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