Is this wrong?

It's Miss Diego's birthday next week.
Amongst other things, I've got her a CD (Why do they always want a fucking CD chucking in??) & before wrapping it, I'm just adding it to my iTunes. Should I have waited really?!

Dirty Diego wrote:It's Miss Diego's birthday next week.
Amongst other things, I've got her a CD (Why do they always want a fucking CD chucking in??) & before wrapping it, I'm just adding it to my iTunes. Should I have waited really?!

titus fistus.

I'm hardly being tight am I?!

what else are you buying her?

Just a CD

A second hand one at that...

a true yorkshireman.


























































fibber.

It's not like you bought her a man whore and fucked him first.























Or did you?

He did make the greatest fried breakfast tho, Bert

It would rather depend on the CD, IMHO.

Dirty Diego wrote:He did make the greatest fried breakfast tho, Bert

Shit, that means he was at least sixty as well, then...

Bert wrote:

Dirty Diego wrote:He did make the greatest fried breakfast tho, Bert

Shit, that means he was at least sixty as well, then...

It wasn't Tony was it?

You'd fuck it.

Threeway, nae bother.

Anyway, none of you old fuckers would like the CD.
Said CD is now back in the box, good as new.
She'll never know, until I tell her.

Dirty Diego wrote:Anyway, none of you old fuckers would like the CD.
Said CD is now back in the box, good as new.
She'll never know, until I tell her.

Or I do.

Dirty Diego wrote:It's Miss Diego's birthday next week.
Amongst other things, I've got her a CD (Why do they always want a fucking CD chucking in??) & before wrapping it, I'm just adding it to my iTunes. Should I have waited really?!

No. We live in a caring and sharing society imo

What about if I use the chocolates I got her first?

Dirty Diego wrote:What about if I use the chocolates I got her first?

When she opens them DD ask her for first dips

She knows nothing. Eat, big fella, who's your feeder?

Is it wrong to read this story

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-14407161

and irrespective of how barbaric it is, to look at it and think



you look older than 18 and I could have a necklace for you very easily... That's a bit rude, I know, but she just looks like she knows where the biscuit tin is but doesn't batter it. Unlike the Beckham template, for example, she looks like she eats and is rudely healthy. Has a hint of Adders about her as well, which is always a weak spot for me