I am now OFFICIALLY finished with punting.

This time I mean it.
I bought goals on the spreads quite big in the Swansea v Southampton and Fulham v Arsenal games.
What price those 4 sides managing one cunting goal between them?
I've been hit big time.
Never again.
Don't even talk to me about betting.
Finished

what?

again?

well,
for what it's worth,
i had the swans as a low-scoring game.

you just have to find your niche'.

and hey!

it's a jungle out there.

GL.

erixter wrote:for what it's worth,
i had the swans as a low-scoring game.

Low scoring game?
In the side's combined 63 games before today there had been 186 goals at an average of 2.95 a game and neither side had drawn 0-0 before today!!
WHAT DID YOU BASE THAT ON THEN ERIC?

well,
i'm only a wanker but,
baggies at home,
beaten 2-1 by the gooners.
that's not bad form.

the magpies,
don't seem to travel well,
but just took a spanking.

baggies at home,
magpies could not,
MUST NOT,
lose mission.

i couldn't see the baggies taking a spanking at home.
magpies on the defensive.

fool's logic?

tell you what,

when you start punting again,
i'll show you mine,
if you'll show me your's.

and NO!
i don't give a flying fuck what your bets are.

BUT,

if you fancy goals,
in a game,
or not,
float it.
put it up.


i might agree.
i might not.
and maybe i won't have an opinion.
maybe i'll have a view.
talk absolute bollux.
and manage to talk you out of a winner.
great ain' it.

me?
i'm very superstitious.

my word on something is the kiss of death.

but wtf?

you don't have to be specific.

and we have different agendas.

and btw,
i have just negotiated a free lay on the unquoted score with genoa.

now fuckin get your fat arse back in here,
and talk turkey.

I'm a little bit turned on by Eric here.

Southampton haemorrage goals at both ends and even in the centre circle too. Today's result is just fucking nuts

oh dear,
i've just realised,
i spouted off about wrong game.
erm,
swans wasn't it.
i don't know really.
saints managed to hold pool and chealski at bay,
at home.
but now they were away.

swans had a goals game with norwich.

i don't know,
i just saw a low scoring game.

certainly wouldn't have bet on 0-0.

NotBert wrote:I'm a little bit turned on by Eric here.

Southampton haemorrage goals at both ends and even in the centre circle too. Today's result is just fucking nuts

bert,
i'm not a historian but,
the saints let in one goal against chelsea and pool.
that looked pretty fuckin tight to me.

maybe i mistakenly judge the footballer psyche on my own thinking.
ie.
it's not so much about winning,
as not losing.
and we all all know that there's one helluva difference between the two.
whatever saints' history,
they're don't seem to be "haemorraging"goals right now.
if they are able to stand up against the two i mentioned,
they can fuckin shut the swans out.
but maybe there's a price to pay for that,
ie.
fewer goals scored.
well that's me.
now you know why i'm a loser.

Here's some Southampton results from the last 12 weeks alone Eric:

Southampton 1-5 Chelsea (Cup game)
Chelsea 2-2 Southampton
Man Utd 2-1 Southampton
Wigan 2-2 Southampton
Southampton 3-1 Man City
Newcastle 4-2 Southampton
Southampton 1-2 QPR
Southampton 3-1 Liverpool
Southampton 2-1 Chelsea

Here's some Swansea results:

QPR 0-5 Swansea
Swansea 3-0 West Ham
Swansea 3-1 Barnsley
Swansea 2-2 Sunderland
Swansea 0-3 Everton
Crawley 2-3 Swansea
Swansea 2-2 Reading
Liverpool 1-3 Swansea
Swansea 3-1 West Brom
Swansea 3-4 Norwich
Swansea 2-2 Aston Villa
Swansea 2-2 Arsenal
Swansea 3-1 Stoke
Swansea 4-1 QPR
Liverpool 5-0 Swansea
Bradford 0-5 Swansea
Norwich 2-2 Swansea

YOU SAW A LOW SCORING GAME ERIC?
FUCK OFF.

i saw two,
very recent games.

and yes,
you're probably right.

I could keep Liverpool down to a maximum of one with just myself in a green shirt and the chant

"You'll never beat the Cat
You'll never beat the Cat
You'll neee-ver beat the-e-e Cat"

.

and btw,
this isn't going to be here long.
don't want to give people ideas

Eric, we've all been down the road of laying in play, waiting 10 minutes and backing the same thing for a point or two better TO NICK A SMALL AMOUNT.....Sadly, after 100 such games you will be level less commission because for every 7 or 8 times it works, it goes against you and you're left holding the baby.

IT CAN'T BE DONE
DREAM ON.

i know that.

it's a bit like what you do.

ultimately,
we're ALL losers.

but wtf?

if you can't dream,
what IS the fuckin point?

There is no point.
I'm directing my energies elsewhere after yesterday.

nobster,
no matter how absurd a result might seem,
some nob-heads,
like me,
actually fancy it.
or there wouldn't a market to play in.

Nobby Cheese wrote:There is no point.
I'm directing my energies elsewhere after yesterday.

well,
i hope it doesn't involve speculation, cos we all know where that can lead.

gl.

You mean buying Gold, Silver and Bitcoins?

nope.

you'll just have to wait.
or your heirs will.

happy days.