Re: Food obsessions

missyj Sun May 06, 2018 4:05 pm

Found some, I chose the cheese ones, not tried them yet but I will report back

missyj Sat May 19, 2018 10:22 pm

Hmm I wonder the pieces are so small crumbs and shards , were they ran over by a buggy wheel and chucked back on the shelf
The cheese taste is overwhelming like a lady named Miss cheesy mc cheddar who lives in a truckle and survives on cheetos, I like the synthetic slightly charred taste What a Face

all in all I'm not sure how I feel about them

I can't stop eating them

missyj Sat May 19, 2018 10:23 pm

The jalapeño ones, not keen. I have left them in the glove compartment in case of a breakdown

NotBert Sun May 20, 2018 12:53 am

I reckon they just throw them in a strong bag, Jonesy, and then have the pretzel version of a pillow fight with them. I like to work my way through the pack, biggest pieces first. When you get to the bottom, it's like when you have a bag of KP prawn cocktail crisps and the one at the bottom fell in the flavour vat and looks the colour of a well-fed flamingo. You eat it and your eye involuntarily shuts and your nasal hairs singe and retract.

I don't mind the cheese but I'm very much about the heat - the buffalo wings flavour are excellent. It sounds meanwhile that you might have jalapeno in the car but I will be responsible for extra junk in the trunk. We won't complain, why would we?

missyj Sun May 20, 2018 2:07 pm

no junk in my trunk

bitofatwat Thu May 24, 2018 10:42 am

Nobby Cheese wrote:Fuck me mate.....is this forum cursed?
You, Bert, me.....all in dreadful health, plus Eric went insane.

I've had two major ops in the last three and a half years.....They found an aneurysm in my aorta behind my belly button the size of a lemon that was about to burst and kill me and put a 9 inch long upside down Y shaped stent in.......after 6 months it developed a kink in it.....I couldn't walk as no blood was reaching my legs.....Lived with it for 6 months then they decided to put a stent inside the existing stent.....Fucked up the op, introduced bacteria into my system and two weeks later I developed sepsis and kidney failure.....Ended up in intensive care for 10 days fighting for my life on a dialysis machine and being pumped with antibiotics.....and as soon as I got out and onto a ward they said we now have to operate....They cut me from between my nipples to my pubic area, a 17 inch incision, took out the old stent and used bovine grafts to rebuild my entire aorta.....My heart stopped twice during the 8 hours of surgery they told me......Back into intensive care for another two weeks. Ended up being in hospital 2 months....came home two stone lighter and mentally shafted.......have now developed an incisional hernia that makes me look 8 months pregnant and my feet are crippled with peripheral neuropathy and Rheumatoid Arthritis brought about by 6 months use of a hideous drug called metronidazole.
When I was young my old nan used to say to me "Your health is your wealth Tony".....I didn't know what the fuck she meant....I do now.

Great to see you back here Guy.
Please stay.

Wow tony sounds like you've been through the mill and back through again. Evil or Very Mad

Its a good job we have the NHS or i doubt we would be here, but ive noticed lately it seems to be going tits up, too much pressure not enough funding etc.

I am at Leeds tomorrow morning(specialist) and have an MRI booked Saturday (head, full spine and abdominal at 445 in the portable scanner in the staff car park Rolling Eyes

This as stemmed from because recently ive noticed my tongue becoming enlarged .... catching it when eating and noticing my teeth leaving imprints around the edge, saw the GP who thought it was probably oral thrush due to all the Antibiotics ive had on and off the past 18 months. Thoracic Consultant now wants a few tests in respect to possible Amyloidosis or something to do with Myeloma ...well if this materialises i think i will be up shit creek proper. Food obsessions - Page 3 882526

Putting a brave face on it but i'm proper cacking meself.
What a Face

I'll try and keep popping in as i can still manage a few laughs by both Bert and yourself's musings and banter

Guest Fri May 25, 2018 12:03 am

Good luck Guy.
I'll say a prayer or two for you.

bitofatwat Sun May 27, 2018 9:53 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:Good luck Guy.
I'll say a prayer or two for you.

Well had the scans done yesterday but wont know much till i get an appointment. Also saw Cardiologist who is also booking in some tests CT of heart as well as Angiogram pending all the results are OK i'm to have a metal Aortic valve fitted (says it will last a lifetime ) and be on warfarin for life (not pleased about this but have no option at this point) all by the end of the year. There was no real response when i asked why the valve had gone so small in such a short time. Anyway with a family you have to keep batting away until you're out of the game. What a Face

Guest Mon May 28, 2018 1:08 am

You'll live until you're 88.

NotBert Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:31 pm

Coconut Toblerone?

That's the end of my fucking feet, then...

NotBert Sun Aug 12, 2018 3:45 pm

missyj wrote:That Toblerone piece has just had me in stitches
Talking of pizza I had the best pizza ever a few months ago at a restaurant in London called homeslice it was fucking amazing and the best part was no cutlery available as it should be with pizza! (I once saw my bfs dad eat a doughnut with a knife and fork I had to leave the room) we then went on to see Christian slater in Glengarry Glen Ross so that as ice cube would say was a good day

I love chocolate pretzels. Where do you stand on those Bert? Iv never heard of sniders

Flipz are getting a bit of shelftime currently. I'll dive in soon enough

NotBert Mon Aug 27, 2018 4:43 pm

Crispy fried onions have disappeared from the shelves Evil or Very Mad

Will have to make my own. Apparently, shallots are the start. I accept the challenge

NotBert Sun Sep 02, 2018 12:02 am

Coconut Toblerone

Oh my fucking Christ

Guest Sun Sep 02, 2018 12:11 am

Nice?

NotBert Sun Sep 02, 2018 12:35 am

Toblerone with coconut, Tone. It's effectively a threesome. With knobbly bits

Guest Sun Sep 02, 2018 12:56 am

Just told the wife.
We're on it.

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NotBert Sun Sep 02, 2018 1:37 pm

Big one, Home Bargains, £3

Guest Sun Sep 02, 2018 2:38 pm

NotBert wrote:Big one, Home Bargains, £3

Guest Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:32 pm

Bought one today at our Home Bargains for £2.99.
It's a huge bar of chocolate.
Absolutely excellent........wife loves it too.
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NotBert Wed Sep 05, 2018 11:03 pm

Ideal to just snap off a piece, sit down and enjoy it melt in our mouth while you call Piers Morgan a cunt

Guest Thu Sep 06, 2018 1:22 am

It's lovely after being in the fridge for a few hours.

NotBert Wed Oct 23, 2019 8:39 pm

Nobby Cheese wrote:I'm having some smoked haddock tonight.
Yum yum.

Had some earlier in a soft footlong with spinach mornay sauce.

Absolute belter

Guest Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:50 pm

My mouth is watering here.
Sadly, so are my eyes and anus.

NotBert Thu Oct 24, 2019 11:39 pm

Mad Tony wrote:My mouth is watering here.
Sadly, so are my eyes and anus.

Is that me, Bert?

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