I have found the most wonderful beer in the world.....

....Just had my first ever bottle.

Now my only drink for life.

Utterly wonderful blonde ale.

A nice pint, Tone. FWIW, I had a pint of Shipyard (can't remember which) at Sefton Park Cricket Club earlier in the year which would have won my award for "Beer I would most like to have sex with" in the last year.

This year's sex beer I haven't had yet.

It was there in the shop and as I saw it, the special edition tits-in-armour woman beckoned me over and said 'remember me?'.

Yes, yes I did. It was a drink I've never had but which instantly made you curious because of its USP. It used to be quite widespread but in the era of less is more, largely declined. Because it's Faxe, and it comes in one litre cans. Looks like a fucking pipe bomb. Younger me was already hard before seeing the eye candy on the side, so I'll report back when I've finished fucking it and decide to drink it.