Today's whimsy

"I was 22, a bit novicey in man love and I came too quickly. The sheikh warned me if I performed like that in future, he'd pull me off and bring a sub on. I thought 'at least I get a wank out of it' but once I acclimatised, I became indispensable. I more than held my own."

"Chentlemen, der game ist offen. It is not because ve are scared of you"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-guernsey-47400469