well,i got to northampton.

Bert wrote:

missj wrote:im far too boring not too eric ANYONE can do facebook its a piece of piss

Too boring? It was only a couple of hours ago you were going to titillate ( ) us all with Cretan nip shots. At least you didn't get sunstroke watching cricket in May...

in your dreams bert.

bert that was never going to actually happen , eric no im not

Short posts and pithy. Would go down well on Twitter, Eric, as you only have 140 characters per post.

would you believe it?
100 replies.
and all because of mj's tits.

erixter wrote:reckon i might like sheffield,
home of def leppard.

and a few others

short and pithy eh?

hey mg.

missj wrote:bert that was never going to actually happen , eric no im not

Leave us all the fantasy, MJ, FFS

TBH, I'd not know what to do if someone ever went "yeah, OK". At least, not for a couple of minutes. Then I'd shrug my shoulders and get on with it.

I am stuck for words on occasion. I can remember one time in 1989, for example.

erixter wrote:would you believe it?
100 replies.
and all because of mj's tits.

I like to think my sparkling wit was involved too, Eric

Bert wrote:

missj wrote:bert that was never going to actually happen , eric no im not

Leave us all the fantasy, MJ, FFS

TBH, I'd not know what to do if someone ever went "yeah, OK". At least, not for a couple of minutes. Then I'd shrug my shoulders and get on with it.

I am stuck for words on occasion. I can remember one time in 1989, for example.

mj,
i know.

eric its cus you would be funny , like stephen fry but different mg is here now bert and i know how she can upload an old snap

Bert wrote:

erixter wrote:would you believe it?
100 replies.
and all because of mj's tits.

I like to think my sparkling wit was involved too, Eric

oh indubitably.

Can I just say that in terms of excitement, I am inordinately pleased with the email I've just received which has told me I am £100+ in credit on my (single provider) gas and electricity bill.

I am so fucking dull and I don't care.

[quote="Bert"]Probably right. You don't realise in your twenties that you'd kill to look like that when you hit forty...



too fuckin right.

im over 600 quid credit in my gas account , gonna be warm this winter

And they've overestimated the gas! Get in!

happy days eh?

i wouldn't go back.

unless i can have a decent sized nob.

7 inches should just about cover it.

Bert wrote:And they've overestimated the gas! Get in!

nice one bert.

[quote="morning_glory"]

Bert wrote:Probably right. You don't realise in your twenties that you'd kill to look like that when you hit forty...



too fuckin right.

Let us be the judge, MG. If you can photoshop MJ's Cretan jaunt on as well, all the better.

And I'm happy with the explanation of why they didn't use my accurate gas reading.

Tell you what, I've taken meter readings today, performed shoe repair and darned as well.

Spoiler:

Bert wrote:I'm too old for Facebook. Keep getting invites. If I went on it, though, I'd feel like the Dad in American Pie...

I was on it but soon lost interest in it and rarely went on.Ive closed it down now, its more trouble than what its worth

SO,,,,,,

what's this twitter gig all about then?

erixter wrote:hey mg.

hey E

erixter wrote:SO,,,,,,

what's this twitter gig all about then?

Microblog

say what you want in 140 or less characters.

mmmmmmmmmm,
prob to complicated for me,
and anyway.
i really can't be bothered.