well,i got to northampton.

missj wrote:if i looked like that id be wearing it full time

How would you find the time to get it on?

Bert wrote:

missj wrote:if i looked like that id be wearing it full time

How would you find the time to get it on?

at least i did have a body like that once , young girls are very out of shape these days

yes they are mj.

Pics or gtfo.

That's a dare, MJ. If we were a bit younger, you'd have to do it.

Damn this aging process that makes us less believing and causes erectile dysfunction.

Bert wrote:That's a dare, MJ. If we were a bit younger, you'd have to do it.

Damn this aging process that makes us less believing and causes erectile dysfunction.

well i found it a great relief.
i got nothing to prove now.

i have pics but not digital ones obv , unfortunatly i dont know how to upload old snaps and im pretty sure like eric you wont be able to teach me

you need a scanner i think mj.

poor old bert,
so near,
and yet so far.

missj wrote:you wont be able to teach me

Dare #2

who holds the keys to this place ,shane is trying to join , anyhow he says hi eric

good old warnie.

missj wrote:who holds the keys to this place ,shane is trying to join , anyhow he says hi eric

BOAT. I believe that was a change of subject, MJ...

best to pm boat,
doesn't have to activate new members

Bert wrote:

missj wrote:who holds the keys to this place ,shane is trying to join , anyhow he says hi eric

BOAT. I believe that was a change of subject, MJ...

very coy isn't she.

Bert wrote:

missj wrote:who holds the keys to this place ,shane is trying to join , anyhow he says hi eric

BOAT. I believe that was a change of subject, MJ...

Hang on, scroll back, I've missed the import here...

What sort of pics exactly are we talking, MJ?

The 80s were a sordid and prurient decade.

Spoiler:

I hope an aspiring photographer, bluffer with a camera or blackmailer didn't take advantage of you...

If that isn't the case (i.e. you got them out by choice because you fancied yourself - no harm in it), I'll put up an instructions manual for your scanner...

its a beach one late 80s did it cus everyone else did back then

A beach what? You've lost me (no, really)

There are two things I'm thinking, neither of which I did
(i) Continental package holiday, coming out of the water

Spoiler:

(ii) Brighton beach when they dropped the restrictions

Spoiler:

Either way, if you're bragging about it, given how self-critical women can be of themselves, you owe it to the world (OK, to all men and lesbians) to get that photo scanned.

i bet she was hot back then.
well,
mj,
you aint no back number now.

its neither of those bert i was critical at the time and looking back my body was perfect more or less

mj,
it's a bugger ain' it.
we all worry about that shit,
when really,
julia roberts hit the nail on the head when she said that men don't care how a woman looks naked.
there are exceptions of course,
but generally speaking,
if a bloke has pulled a girl that he fancies,
it's job done.

get in there.
game on.

Probably right. You don't realise in your twenties that you'd kill to look like that when you hit forty...

Still don't get the beach thing, though. I don't think I've led a sheltered life but you have stymied me...

topless on the beach on holiday

erixter wrote:julia roberts hit the nail on the head when she said that men don't care how a woman looks naked.

...as long as she is holding a pint of Poacher's Choice and a pie