Ive just been banned

morning_glory wrote:surely it would be in the news?

Of course it would....the man is a total fantasist.
Read about his condition here;

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ate/mentalhealth/205456.html

Bert wrote:
I reckon she died in a freak yachting accident in the Kings Cross district of London.

I assume they'll fly a replacement out for the 20 20 squad?

Bert wrote:I assume they'll fly a replacement out for the 20 20 squad?

Will it be a state funeral?

Bert wrote:Maybe it wasn't his sister, it was his brother, Simon, or Piers or Henry aaahhaahhh

I don't think he could distinguish betwen his sister dying, homicide of a spaniel, a twisted rotor on a helicopter or an SMS message on a Blackberry.

I reckon she died in a freak yachting accident in the Kings Cross district of London.

Ive heard about this a few times, please explain

Well, MG, where to begin?

I was going to assume you knew the Olspy Legend, passed down from braincell to braincell, a two generation process?

If you didn't, he owns a helicopter, has a team of 20 high powered lawyers who as yet have not shut us down, he is a county and international cricketer, he is both Piers AND Henry Beckwith (and even a bit of Simon), he killed his dog by driving over it, he is a high-end importer of furniture who is an accountant at a city firm in his spare time, he isn't Olspy, it's a name a friend of his used on Betfair which he has never used, he went to Harrow, his mentor's name was Bert who died aged 53, and despite his massive successes, he once tried to get HR advice off Fat Paul, who has a degree in "reading and handing out pay slips" and who has not worked in HR either (i) since graduation to the point his skills are obsolete or (ii) ever. He also sought advice off BOAT when he pretended he had some money to throw about and was going to buy a watch.

The yacht thing was something that came about when I used to read Oxfrod. I tired of him and my every answer became "died in a freak yachting accident in the Kings Cross area of London, which has slowed me down a bit". He always came back for more. Such a sap.

Bert wrote:Well, MG, where to begin?

I was going to assume you knew the Olspy Legend, passed down from braincell to braincell, a two generation process?

If you didn't, he owns a helicopter, has a team of 20 high powered lawyers who as yet have not shut us down, he is a county and international cricketer, he is both Piers AND Henry Beckwith (and even a bit of Simon), he killed his dog by driving over it, he is a high-end importer of furniture who is an accountant at a city firm in his spare time, he isn't Olspy, it's a name a friend of his used on Betfair which he has never used, he went to Harrow, his mentor's name was Bert who died aged 53, and despite his massive successes, he once tried to get HR advice off Fat Paul, who has a degree in "reading and handing out pay slips" and who has not worked in HR either (i) since graduation to the point his skills are obsolete or (ii) ever. He also sought advice off BOAT when he pretended he had some money to throw about and was going to buy a watch.

The yacht thing was something that came about when I used to read Oxfrod. I tired of him and my every answer became "died in a freak yachting accident in the Kings Cross area of London, which has slowed me down a bit". He always came back for more. Such a sap.

Bert wrote:Well, MG, where to begin?

I was going to assume you knew the Olspy Legend, passed down from braincell to braincell, a two generation process?

If you didn't, he owns a helicopter, has a team of 20 high powered lawyers who as yet have not shut us down, he is a county and international cricketer, he is both Piers AND Henry Beckwith (and even a bit of Simon), he killed his dog by driving over it, he is a high-end importer of furniture who is an accountant at a city firm in his spare time, he isn't Olspy, it's a name a friend of his used on Betfair which he has never used, he went to Harrow, his mentor's name was Bert who died aged 53, and despite his massive successes, he once tried to get HR advice off Fat Paul, who has a degree in "reading and handing out pay slips" and who has not worked in HR either (i) since graduation to the point his skills are obsolete or (ii) ever. He also sought advice off BOAT when he pretended he had some money to throw about and was going to buy a watch.

The yacht thing was something that came about when I used to read Oxfrod. I tired of him and my every answer became "died in a freak yachting accident in the Kings Cross area of London, which has slowed me down a bit". He always came back for more. Such a sap.

Isnt his cricket career that long that he got his first cap while in the womb.hes got a girocopter or summat, is that like what james bond had

hes just a

Forgot he was driving aged 2

im impressed mg , i nearly got banned the other night over brad , feldy is cracking the whip now

missj wrote:im impressed mg , i nearly got banned the other night over brad , feldy is cracking the whip now

Was it a 3 minute warning mj, seems ours was the click of a mouse

Bert wrote: I reckon she died in a freak yachting accident in the Kings Cross district of London.

You don't get many of those to the pound.

Must have been January, plenty of rain, but he forgot to post about it.

bitofatwat wrote:

missj wrote:im impressed mg , i nearly got banned the other night over brad , feldy is cracking the whip now

Was it a 3 minute warning mj, seems ours was the click of a mouse

no i say nearly cus i think it would of only taken one more sarky post

missj wrote:im impressed mg , i nearly got banned the other night over brad , feldy is cracking the whip now

yeah cracking the whip to protect the clique.My name was brought into that thread, other wise I wouldnt have said anything.but they cant handle the truth

no warning, nothing.im tooo baad even for betfair rejects.

OHHHHHHHHHH DEAR.

your not banned anymore mg

DexterMorgan72 wrote:

missj wrote:your not banned anymore mg

(i) Why would you know that?
(ii) Why would you post it here?

because it was posted on punters place , i was telling mg as she was here at the time

Why did they post it on PP, though? Didn't post my ban, people are apparently still denying it ever happened now.

However, you censured BOAT for posting inflammatory material and yet you post this, which I consider on a par. Not having a go, MJ, but PMs exists for precisely this.

I don't care if Trolspy strangled his sister after forcing himself on her - not my problem any more. I'd sooner not read about him, although I will happily take the piss out of him. I've seen everything he could ever post, he's limited in ability. If it happens that another poster gets removed because he's pretending his sister died, measure of the man, measure of a few things but move on, nothing to see here.

people were objecting to it , then admin came on to say she was un banned , thats it really