she used to revel in how the system protects mothers with young children.....

Nobby Cheese wrote:

missyj wrote:dont know the time and nor does my mum but its 17 april 65

HOW CAN YOUR MUM NOT KNOW WHAT TIME SHE HAD YOU?????



Does she know where??

Guessing around the womb somewhere?

missyj wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:Morning, afternoon, evening or during the night?
Where?

nope she dosnt even know that , newport qwent

Older, Welsh... Jonesy, if you dye everything red we have to get it on if just to tick off three boxes at once

NotBert wrote:

missyj wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:Morning, afternoon, evening or during the night?
Where?

nope she dosnt even know that , newport qwent

Older, Welsh... Jonesy, if you dye everything red we have to get it on if just to tick off three boxes at once

youve never been with an older woman btw come on nobby

Nobby Cheese wrote:

bitofatwat wrote:630am october 10 1961 for moi

Where?

Doncaster

missyj wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:Morning, afternoon, evening or during the night?
Where?

nope she dosnt even know that , newport qwent

I'm afraid it's not possible to work out your rising sign with so little info MJ.

bitofatwat wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:

bitofatwat wrote:630am october 10 1961 for moi

Where?

Doncaster

Fuck me....Libra with Libra rising!!....Same as my second son!
What a nightmare you must be!!....lol


Your psychological nature is sanguine and communicative. Libra is ruled by both Venus, the principle of harmony, extraversion, attractiveness, outgoing and airy in this sign, and by Saturn, the principle of rigour, introversion, restraint, concentration and meditation. Unless Saturn is very strong in the chart, Libra is delicate, charming, sociable, perpetually compromising. For this reason, you may sometimes come across as hesitant and weak because you dare not to insist or to give your opinion. You prefer to act as a unifier, an element of understanding and equity, even though it is detrimental to your own assertiveness. You loathe violence, you spare no efforts for the sake of pacification and you adjust to the situation with flexibility and charm.
With this Ascendant, you come across as sentimental, charming, polite, delicate, refined, loyal, peace-loving, fair, distinguished, light, romantic, cultured, airy, likeable, neat, perfectionist, caring, gentle, quiet, tidy, artistic, tolerant, lenient, sociable, seductive, elegant, kind, with a taste for aesthetics. But you may also be hesitant, weak, wavering, selfish, fragile, indecisive, fearful, indolent, cold or even, insensitive.

missyj wrote:

NotBert wrote:

missyj wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:Morning, afternoon, evening or during the night?
Where?

nope she dosnt even know that , newport qwent

Older, Welsh... Jonesy, if you dye everything red we have to get it on if just to tick off three boxes at once

youve never been with an older woman btw come on nobby

Not yet. Raised eybrows and nudge smiley would go well here.

In truth, Jonesy, you know what I'm like - "promiscuous" is in my dictionary but it has few pages and is right next to "feckless". You're all untrustworthy...

But bring sweets when you do

ok ill be your mrs robinson , but i bet your only a couple of yrs younger than me , ill bring some soft centres

I am only a couple of years younger than you and the "soft centres" leaves too many gags for me to actually choose one...

I asked you to bring sweets not because I'm young, but because I like sweets. On another day I'd have asked you to bring a pork pie and a pint of cask ale. And do it naked. Fuck it, you could even forget the pork pie.

Spoiler:

missyj wrote:ok ill be your mrs robinson , but i bet your only a couple of yrs younger than me , ill bring some soft centres

Just as a matter of interest, look at the age of Dustin Hoffman. Then look at the age of Anne Bancroft. See, Jonesy,with me, you don't just get a disappointing mindblowing sexual experience, you get some geeky info as well.

only 6 yrs older yes good info

missyj wrote:only 6 yrs older yes good info

I wonder what other... instructions I could give you that you'd carry out...

The worst of that is, that line could have so much seedy potential and the first thing I could think of wasn't to tell you to take time lapse photos of you undressing or to cover yourself in Marmite and roll on a mat of feathers, no, it was "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade".

Sean Connery is Harrison Ford's dad. Really? How old was he at conception, then?

you could just tell me

He'd have been ten, I think. Ford has been around a while, Connery isn't that much older than him