the new age of snooker pt I

Abdul Kowalski wrote:and milf-ref has just told the crowd off - she's lucky they didn't lob a dildo back at her, filthy thick drunken scouse cunts that they are

She could tell me off any time. I reckon the photo you put up is skew-whiff because the cameraman was having a quick shuffle and it slipped.

King is pissing it, a massacre - ginge-o not potted a ball

Abdul's least well known contender to follow looking good, if they ever made a shit competition to suit a particular player, this is it

112 break, 112-0 and now ginger refuses to play one, milf-ref is laughing and giggles "i don't know" the crowd are pissed, what a fucking farce

be funny if king wins this tomorrow, bazza will present a check for 24k and say "the missing 8k is my commission slaphead, remember?"

jesus what wankers - and for the last game of this round it's "two players who need no introduction"

you've guessed right again - ryan day and graeme dott - the pissed up crowd couldn't pick them out and they're wearing sponsors shirts with their names on

Lol and before the first shot is played robot voice malfunctions and announces "dott you are through to the next round"

not fixed much is it, they've already recorded the result voiceover

day beats dott, end of day two

down to the last 16 tomorrow, looks like the slippery cunts are gonna squeeze two sessions out of it, the 8 games of the last 16 in the afternoon and for the evening just the 4 qtrs, 2 semis and the final frame shootout for 32k

the crowd will be well wankered for the evening and bazza will be hoping mcleod goes out in the afternoon to avoid a riot

what a load of old cock

Abdul Kowalski wrote: before the first shot is played robot voice malfunctions and announces "dott you are through to the next round"

just watched the last game of the L16 round and marcus 'nobby cheese' campbell pissed it with a 70-odd break and walked off to no interview, they couldn't be arsed as he is a nobody - ignorant cunts, i so hope one of these players win it and not o'sullivan or robertson

don't know who won the earlier games but the draw is being done for this evenings shootout final sesh, qtrs, semis and final...

now campbell has a full on beard he is a dead ringer for nobby, looks like he ate 23 bargain buckets since yesterday tho

qtr final draw is -

neil robertson v marcus 'mad tony' campbell

mark 'staggy' king v nigel bond

ronnie o'cuntivan v mike dunn

robert milkins v judd trump

robertson, campbell and ronnie are the three remaining contenders from abdul's five to follow and i still think this format is made for mark king tho ronnie is playing to the crowd and trying and robertson is getting lucky

first guess is a robertson, king, ronnie and trump semi line up, hope i'm wrong with the first two tho

kicks off from 7pm, with a bit of luck a couple of hours of jimmy's company and o'cuntivan will be cunted off his face on charlie and booze and just fall over

Abdul Kowalski wrote:with a bit of luck a couple of hours of jimmy's company and o'cuntivan will be cunted off his face on charlie and booze and just fall over

qtr 1 - trump v milkins

crowd don't seem too oiled but could have potential for later

jimmy is grinning like a wanking jap so hopefully he has been on it all afternoon and got ronnie wankered too

milkins through in a ten minute yawn fest, crowd waking up

nigel 'rodney' bond vs mark 'staggy' king

King should piss this and maybe knock a couple of cunts in the crowd out if they get too lairy

Abdul Kowalski wrote:

King should piss this and maybe knock a couple of cunts in the crowd out if they get too lairy

fucking hell, king loses to rodney

if ronnie and robertson lose the crowd will go home as they won't give a shit who wins now

nobby vs the world champ now

mad tony opens up with a good 47 but chokes like a chicken and makes the wrong choice letting the sheep shagger back in but he fluffs a short one, nobby gets another chance but fucks it and the world champ gets another chance but fucks that as well

nobby just watches the clock tick down for his biggest ever win in the shittest ever comp invented

ronnie vs dunn next and the crowd are getting noisier, some will get bang out of order soon, milf-ref will have her hands full tonight

could get messy, come on dunn, do the arrogant cunt

Abdul Kowalski wrote:ronnie vs dunn next and the crowd are getting noisier, some will get bang out of order soon, milf-ref will have her hands full tonight

could get messy, come on dunn, do the arrogant cunt

I'll fucking say so. I'm outside the venue with a gunny sack and a fast car. She'll never know what hit her.

sigh, ronnie gets through

semi line up:

bond v campbell

milkins vs o'cuntivan

campbell and milkins obviously the outsiders but here's hoping..

ladies and gentlemen he's known as 00147 - nigeeeeel bond

no he's not, he's known as rodney, you cunt

marcus 'mad tony' campbell against rodney in SF1, will he crap it, could be the biggest moment in his career and keep the fat cunt in cheeseburgers for a year or two

rodney may be an old wanker but he has the experience

scrappy start

and nigel bond is through to the final, that wasn't in bazza's plan

if ronnie gets fucked next nobody will care except milkins and bond's mums

come on milkins, wipe that smile off ronnie's cunting smug chops

ronnie 'where's my dad' o'cuntivan is out

fuck off back to essex you arrogant cunt

and apart from milf-ref jogging round the table as the clock run down, that was that

nigel 'rodney' bond wins the 32k

bazza probably made a shed load

something happened in blackpool

ronnie is still a cunt

darts it aint

Good work Abdul