the new age of snooker pt I

29 v 37

next up is andrew 'who?' higginson vs marcus 'nobby cheese' campbell

come on tone, you can do im, if he scores first just sit on the skinny cunt

mad tony does 'who' with a single break of 67

campbell has now won enough cash for another 2,400 mcdonalds cheeseburgers

next up 32 mike dunn v 57 alfie burden

is it another of Abdul's five four to follow about to carry Bert's pennies down the shitter

Abdul Kowalski wrote:mad tony does 'who' with a single break of 67

campbell has now won enough cash for another 2,400 mcdonalds cheeseburgers

next up 32 mike dunn v 57 alfie burden

is it another of Abdul's five four to follow about to carry Bert's pennies down the shitter

what a fucking spastic cunt, alfie burden just needed to pot the black to put the game safe but he played a snooker, dunn pots the yellow with a swerve shot and the game is as good as up - the forum curse is on top form

burden played for arsenal youth but after breaking his leg turned to snooker - he needs his fucking legs breaking for that game, the useless bottling cunt

33 milkins v 35 ford

looks boring, i'm nipping down the offy, i need more drink after that shit game

Abdul Kowalski wrote:
what a fucking spastic cunt, alfie burden just needed to pot the black to put the game safe but he played a snooker, dunn pots the yellow with a swerve shot and the game is as good as up - the forum curse is on top form

burden played for arsenal youth but after breaking his leg turned to snooker - he needs his fucking legs breaking for that game, the useless bottling cunt

not a clue who won out of 33 v 35, who cares

bingham vs gunnell next, both salad dodgers whose hairdressing bills will be low, scrappy stuff

Abdul's five four three to follow: o'sullivan, robertson and 'staggy' king must be shitting themselves now

bingham wins, gunnell is off to the lap dancing club next to he park house if it's still there, allegedly, to do the grand he just won - should get a few pints, a bottle of bubbly, a few private dances and a quick tug, if he's lucky

Rory McLeod vs Tony Drago next, the crowd are getting rowdy

come on Rory, do the maltese lard arse

pic of rory playing 'staggy' king (one of abdul's remaining three to follow)

unfortunately drago has this one, the northerners are booing mcleod while he's cueing, ignorant cunts

hang on, rory's playing a blinder here, he could clear up and shut the cunts up

go on, go on

oh you fucking spastic

hang on, he's back in, crowd booing, black ball game - why didn't you stick that in the middle you silly cunt

yeeeeeessss

12 seconds left, last shot of the game and all rory can do is hit and hope - double kiss, round the table and in, shut the scouse racists up

crowd not happy, still singing tony drago shit

fuckwits

and the cunty commentator is now interviewing the loser first, that's not happened before, racist cunt

selby against pettman next, crowd getting proper out of order now - well, this is what you wanted bazza

could all go tits up later barry, Rory McLeod playing and putting out Ronnie in a game with milf-ref and an audience of pissed up racist scousers encouraged to play up - they'll make andy gray and big ron look like the pope and mahatma gandhi

they'll be throwing condoms at the ref and broken bottles at the players

ah, it's the wanker from wishaw up next - john 'cheaty cunt' higgins - who was only pretending to accept hundreds of thousands from the russian mafia to throw frames - wonder which way the fat dwarf has bet on this frame?

jimmy's just got all excited in the commentary box as willie just told him "lines is up next"

unfortunately for the whirlwind it's peter lines, not lines of coke

If it's any consolation, Abdul, Daly's dropped four shots to be twenty-first now.

History would suggest he would continue in that trend until he could load up on M&Ms

and cheaty fat dwarf higgins is out but he has £1000 prize money and probably over £50k match winnings in his betfair account to console himself with

every time they introduce two lesser known players they are "two of the most popular players in the game" - yeah, to their mum maybe

Robertson next, one of Abdul's five four three to follow - surely we can't forum jinx the reigning world champ

Abdul Kowalski wrote:ah, it's the wanker from wishaw up next - john 'cheaty cunt' higgins - who was only pretending to accept hundreds of thousands from the russian mafia to throw frames - wonder which way the fat dwarf has bet on this frame?

Abdul Kowalski wrote:they'll make andy gray and big ron look like the pope and mahatma gandhi

they'll be throwing condoms at the ref and broken bottles at the players

contoversy!

robertson had to pot a black to win and the clock run down before the ball dropped but they then decided as long as you hit the ball before the clock runs out it doesn't matter if the ball drops after the clock runs out

mcmanus just put his cue in his case and has stormed out mouthing the words 'cunt' and 'cheats'

shock!

one of abdul's contenders has won into the last 16, another one - ronnie - up next, let's hope the petulant cunt gets fucked

and ronnie goes through, two of Abdul's five to follow survive, just mark 'staggy' king to go and we'll still have three contenders going into tomorrow's last 16

unfortunately bert put his pennies on one of the wronguns

Carter vs O'Brien up but more importantly, milf-ref is back for her evening session

wait till the blackpool crowd gets properly oiled up, they'll get stuck into her, so to speak

okay, the next two up are not "two of the most popular players in the game" they are "two of the games most well known players"

yep, you guessed right first time - dominic dale and anthony hamilton

i believe dale collects old snooker and billiards memorabilia like me, hamilton is another short arse

milf-ref - her ball placement is spot on this evening

I'd fuck it

(About time I resurrected that, I reckon)

mark 'staggy' king up next against the ginger nugget, a proper old essex battle likely, not out of the question three bodies will be found blasted to death in a land rover after the game

come on king, this shit is right up your street

and milf-ref has just told the crowd off - she's lucky they didn't lob a dildo back at her, filthy thick drunken scouse cunts that they are