Official Juice Jokes Thread

[Guest]

Talk about fucking Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for months I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel around her head so I shot her!

[Guest]

[Guest]

Talk about fucking Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for months I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel around her head so I shot her!

in the cunt i hope.

[bitofatwat]

Talk about fucking Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for months I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel around her head so I shot her!

in the cunt i hope.

[Guest]

Nun goes into confessional and say's to the priest "i'm pregnant" he asks how this could happen and she says "i think it must b the 2nd coming" and the priest shocked by this reply asks "what makes you think it was the 2nd coming" she replied "cos i swallowed the first".

[Guest]

Talk about fucking Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for months I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel around her head so I shot her!

in the cunt i hope.

[Guest]

Nun goes into confessional and say's to the priest "i'm pregnant" he asks how this could happen and she says "i think it must b the 2nd coming" and the priest shocked by this reply asks "what makes you think it was the 2nd coming" she replied "cos i swallowed the first".

[bitofatwat]

Nun goes into confessional and say's to the priest "i'm pregnant" he asks how this could happen and she says "i think it must b the 2nd coming" and the priest shocked by this reply asks "what makes you think it was the 2nd coming" she replied "cos i swallowed the first".

[Guest]

I hope Nigeria get Germany in the knockout stages of the world cup. Can you imagine seeing NIG - GER in the corner of the tv screen ..... in South Africa !!.

[Guest]

I hope Nigeria get Germany in the knockout stages of the world cup. Can you imagine seeing NIG - GER in the corner of the tv screen ..... in South Africa !!.

[Guest]

The BNP have just released their election slogan. 'don't unpack, you're going back' .

[Guest]

The BNP have just released their election slogan. 'don't unpack, you're going back' .

[Guest]

have you fixed that leak dieago

[Guest]

Wife in front of mirror " im ugly, my Boobs sag & my arse is fat,cant you give me a compliment" her Husband says "yes your eyesight is fucking spot on...

[Guest]

have you fixed that leak dieago

Sort of, mate supposed to be doin it properly this week.

[Guest]

have you fixed that leak dieago

Sort of, mate supposed to be doin it properly this week.

cool , cus its gonna rain alot , mabey thunder here

[Guest]

It's started pissin down up here

[Guest]

i hope you're a long way away DD,
we don't need that shit.

[bitofatwat]

It's started pissin down up here

There's plenty of room for it DD

[Guest]

Some good jokes on this thread

[Guest]

A paki has been found battered to death in Glasgow!
Fuckin Jocks....... They'll deep fry anything..!!

[bitofatwat]

A paki has been found battered to death in Glasgow!
Fuckin Jocks....... They'll deep fry anything..!!

[Guest]

I dont get these Ethiopians & kenyans . . . .
They have no problem with running 26 mile marathons . .
But when it comes to walking 5 miles for clean water, winge winge WINGE!

[Guest]

This maths sequence can predict your all time favorite film... Mine was JAWS.I'm not sure how it works, but it does!
Try it without looking at the answers. It works! Remember DON'T PEEK!!!



Pick a number from 1 - 9.

Multiply by 3.

Add 3 to that number.

Multiply by 3 again.

Add the two digits together

3. Oliver

4. Star Wars

5. Forrest Gump

6. Saving Private Ryan

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The Joy of Anal Sex with Male Goats & Leather-Clad Gay Boys

10. Mary Poppins

[Guest]

I've just hung my St George flag out for the World Cup. Not sure if it was offensive to any passing Muslims.
So just to be sure, I wrote 'Allah is a Cunt' on it.

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