Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

bitofatwat Mon May 03, 2010 11:17 am

Dirty Diego wrote:I've just hung my St George flag out for the World Cup. Not sure if it was offensive to any passing Muslims.
So just to be sure, I wrote 'Allah is a Cunt' on it.

Guest Mon May 03, 2010 11:19 am

Dirty Diego wrote:I've just hung my St George flag out for the World Cup. Not sure if it was offensive to any passing Muslims.
So just to be sure, I wrote 'Allah is a Cunt' on it.

Guest Mon May 03, 2010 11:22 am

My eyesight is getting worse, last week I tried posting a letter through a Muslim woman's eyes.

Guest Mon May 03, 2010 11:42 am

The pakis prayer:- Our father who art in Bradford, Patal be thy name, Thy curry come, Thy stinging bum, On earth as it is in Rochdale, Give us this day our daily naan, And forgive us our smell, And help those that hold our smell against us, For thyne is the prayer mat, The nissan almera, For ever and ever, AHMED

Guest Mon May 03, 2010 11:43 am

Dirty Diego wrote:The pakis prayer:- Our father who art in Bradford, Patal be thy name, Thy curry come, Thy stinging bum, On earth as it is in Rochdale, Give us this day our daily naan, And forgive us our smell, And help those that hold our smell against us, For thyne is the prayer mat, The nissan almera, For ever and ever, AHMED

bitofatwat Mon May 03, 2010 11:49 am

Dirty Diego wrote:The pakis prayer:- Our father who art in Bradford, Patal be thy name, Thy curry come, Thy stinging bum, On earth as it is in Rochdale, Give us this day our daily naan, And forgive us our smell, And help those that hold our smell against us, For thyne is the prayer mat, The nissan almera, For ever and ever, AHMED

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Guest Mon May 03, 2010 11:55 am

A 13 year old boy came home all happy.
His mum asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?"
"Oh i had sex with my teacher," he said calmly.
The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home.
When the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your son...he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!"
The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs.
He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him.
The dad said, "son im so proud of u im going to get you that bike you have wanted."
They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied,
"Nah dad my bum is still sore."

Guest Mon May 03, 2010 12:04 pm

Dirty Diego wrote:A 13 year old boy came home all happy.
His mum asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?"
"Oh i had sex with my teacher," he said calmly.
The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home.
When the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your son...he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!"
The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs.
He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him.
The dad said, "son im so proud of u im going to get you that bike you have wanted."
They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied,
"Nah dad my bum is still sore."

Guest Mon May 03, 2010 12:06 pm

Tom Logan strikes again!

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Guest Mon May 03, 2010 12:29 pm

bitofatwat wrote:
erixter wrote:
Dirty Diego wrote:Talk about fucking Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for months I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel around her head so I shot her!

in the cunt i hope.

i really hate that laughing pic you use boat Mad

Guest Mon May 03, 2010 12:38 pm

Guest Mon May 03, 2010 12:39 pm

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Guest Tue May 04, 2010 9:31 pm

My budgie broke his leg today, so i made him a splint out of two swan vesta matches, his little face lit up! So did the rest of him as i'd forgotten i'd lined his cage floor with sandpaper!

bitofatwat Tue May 04, 2010 10:33 pm

Dirty Diego wrote:My budgie broke his leg today, so i made him a splint out of two swan vesta matches, his little face lit up! So did the rest of him as i'd forgotten i'd lined his cage floor with sandpaper!

Guest Thu May 06, 2010 5:09 pm

A vicar is showing his son how to wank. His son says "This is great dad" The vicar replies "Wait till you're 13 son, you'll be able to use your own cock

Guest Thu May 06, 2010 5:12 pm

Dirty Diego wrote:A vicar is showing his son how to wank. His son says "This is great dad" The vicar replies "Wait till you're 13 son, you'll be able to use your own cock

Guest Fri May 07, 2010 11:15 am

BREAKING NEWS. It has just been announced that rabbits will no longer be used in experiments and Muslims will be used instead. A leading scientist said "The advantage of using Muslims is they breed just as quick as rabbits, but you don't get fond of them."

Guest Fri May 07, 2010 11:20 am

I like Pakis
I fucking detest wogs though.

Guest Fri May 07, 2010 11:58 am

What about rabbits?

Guest Fri May 07, 2010 12:02 pm

I love rabbit pie.

Guest Fri May 07, 2010 12:04 pm

What have Ray Charles & Stevie Wonder got in common?

They're both Wogs.

Guest Fri May 07, 2010 12:05 pm

Guest Fri May 07, 2010 12:54 pm

What's transparent and lies in the gutter ?

Nigerian with the shit kicked out of him.

Guest Fri May 07, 2010 12:56 pm

Guest Fri May 07, 2010 1:03 pm

Coon goes to the doctor.

'I'm not well, I sweat a lot and feel sick'

Quack says 'Go home, shit in a bucket, piss in it, puke in it, then mix it all up. then put your head in the bucket for 15 minutes, three times as day. Come back and see me next week.

Coon goes back to the quacks ' I feel great. I've not felt better since I came to England. What was wrong with me?

The doc said 'You were homesick.'

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