Re: Official Juice Jokes Thread

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How many Pakis does it take to put out a fire?

I'm not sure yet, I'm still throwing them on. I'll let you know when it dies down!

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A taliban deserter is dying from lack of water in the desert, when he comes across a jewish market stall holder, selling ties. The taliban asks if he has any water? 'No...', said the jew boy '..but would u like 2 buy a tie 4 £10?' 'Fuck off!', said the taliban. 'I need water! I should kill u, but i need 2 drink first..' The jew boy said, 'I will rise above your bad behaviour and tell u where u can find water: if u walk 4.2 miles towards the sun, u will find a restaurant, where they serve ice cold water, free of charge!' Off the taliban goes. After 5 hours, he comes back nearly dead and says 2 the jew boy, 'U cunt! Your brother wont let me in to his restaurant, without a tie!!!

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Wat do u call a Pakistani wife-beater? ...............
Juschinda Gudenpropa

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Definition of a virgin in Ethiopia

Girl who can run faster than her brother

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Wat do u call a Pakistani wife-beater? ...............
Juschinda Gudenpropa

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I find wanking similar to pakis . . . . i like to knock one out when ever i get the chance.

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Why do niggers stink?


So blind people can hate them too.

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A nigger walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. Bartender says, "Hey, cool, where did you get that?" Duck says, "Africa, they are all over the fucking place."

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A priest and a rabbi were walking down the side walk. On the other side of the street they see a 12 year old boy. The priest says "Lets go fuck him." The rabbi looks for a minute and then says "Out of what?"

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A nigger walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. Bartender says, "Hey, cool, where did you get that?" Duck says, "Africa, they are all over the fucking place."

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On bravo tonight at 8pm...! Alex Reid the fight of my life.not to be missed............... Its his turn to bath harvey.

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3 Pakistanis have been found dead at the bottom of a block of flats. Residents are treating the deaths as suspicious, stating "We definitely pushed four!"

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Simon Cowell has just announced that he will be making a new talent show for niggers & pakis


Bone Idol will start in the summer

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I fostered a little nigger today....



Smashed him round the head with four cans

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Paddy decides to take up boxing and goes for the required medical. A few days later the doctor phones. "Paddy," he says "you've got sugar diabetes" Paddy says "No problem, when do i fight the black cunt?"

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You told us that one earlier in the thread!

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A man and a woman who had never met before, and were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying: 'Ma'am, Iʼm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, letʼs pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f...ingblanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted..

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Eileen and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!

Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'

Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.

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